After talking things over with Chris, I made the executive decision for Abby and I to head to the "newbie peak"...GOPHER HILL! Yes, you read that correctly...GOPHER HILL! We all made our way over on the shuttle bus. We got off with a renewed sense of determination. We popped our skis on and off we went to learn the sport, one baby step at a time!
Now, GOPHER HILL, I must confess, was overrun with about 20 little 3-4 year old kids who were, also, learning to ski. Precious, I know, but let me tell you that I was very intimidated by them! They were all skiing beautifully without any poles! I couldn't believe my eyes! Oh, was I going to have to show them a thing or two...never mind that I was the only adult around, other than the ski instructor. Abby and I hopped on the conveyor belt to take us to the top and, miracle of miracles, neither one of us fell...YET! You got it...as soon as I made the turn to head down the hill, I went SPLAT! Oh, it was an ugly fall...and so were the 4 or 5 times right after that! I really think those little kids were snickering at me, too! Abby fell down once or twice, but she's a kid, so it wasn't as noticeable.
Abby and I spent a good part of the morning going up and down GOPHER HILL, which happened to be directly under a ski lift, so everybody could watch. Lucky me! Abby and I were about to hop on the conveyor belt when a little girl fell down on it right in front of me. I made the comment to Abby that I was SO glad that hadn't happened to me. The poor thing had to crawl on her hands and knees to get off of it! Well, as I was getting ready to get on the conveyor belt, I was giving Abby a speech about how we needed to believe in ourselves and that I had full confidence that we'd get the hang of things. Onto the conveyor belt I stepped. I lost my balance and down I went on all fours! I had to scramble around and crawl off the moving belt on my hands and knees! Now, I know how that little girl must have felt! I turned around to look at Abby and she was laughing uncontrollably! She said, "Mom, that was the funniest thing EVER!" I'm so glad I can provide some great entertainment for my family! LOL!
Here's Abby going down GOPHER HILL...

And Brittany saying, "I really hope some cute snowboarding dudes don't see me on GOPHER HILL!" Oh, yeah, she was way too cool for that!
After practicing on our skills for awhile, we decided to head to the nearest lodge for lunch...BIG MISTAKE! Chris and I both had ham and cheese sandwiches, Brittany had a chicken salad sandwich, and Abby had plain chicken salad. Would you believe that cost us a whopping $45? We about fell over! The sandwiches weren't even edible...the bread was very hard and dried out. Big bummer!Once we finished with lunch, Abby and I decided to go down GOPHER HILL a few more times. We were finally getting the knack of it! So, onto the ski lift we went and headed up to 11,000 ft. elevation!
We got stuck on the ski lift for about 20 mins. or so. Here's a picture Chris snapped of us as we were waiting to start moving, again. I'm on the left...the one whose skis are spread apart. Hey, I was trying to prepare myself for what lay ahead!

We, soon, reached the mountaintop and it was time to off-load. Well, I did scoot to the edge of my seat, but my feet went out from under me and KERPLUNK...down I went! The chair grazed my head! I caused a chain reaction and 3 PROFESSIONAL snowboarders behind me hit the ground, too! Yes, the ski lift had to be shut down, again, so that I could crawl my way to safety! I was so embarrassed! When I, finally, got on my feet, I looked around to find 5 grown men laughing hysterically at me! Yes, Chris was one of them! I just laughed along with them...what else could I do?
Here we are at the very top of the mountain...talk about a LONG way down! Abby and I were both afraid we were going to slide off the cliff!


Chris went over to look at the map of all the slopes and saw that a green slope was just off to the right from where we were standing. So, he and Brittany led the way...Abby and I followed. We stood at the top and looked down and it was pretty steep. However, I didn't want to let Chris down, so I mushed onward...against my better judgement. Abby was right behind me. We both fell down about 3 times. After the third fall, Abby and I looked at each other and decided that we didn't feel confident enough with our skiing abilities to venture further down the hill. So, I waved to Chris and told him to come up. He and Brittany took off their skis and walked up to meet us. Abby and I took our skis off and we walked back to the ski lift that we'd just gotten off. We explained to the operator what was going on and he said we could ride the lift back down. Those words were music to my ears...trust me! Abby and I hopped on and Chris and Brittany decided to ski down to the bottom to meet us. Chris called riding down on the ski lift the "RIDE OF SHAME". Oh, I understand why...Abby and I were the only "loser pants" on it going down...everyone was going UP! They all stared at us, too...some even pointed! LOL!
We got to a section of the lift where we had to off-load and ski to another one. You got it...down I went, AGAIN! Yes, they had to shut the ski lift down another time. See? I think I was beginning to get a reputation around town! :) However, when we made it to the bottom of the slopes and off-loaded...I didn't fall! Woo hoo! Abby looked at me and said with such seriousness, "Mom, I am so proud of you!", as if I'd accomplished some great feat! Well, now that I think about it, I did!
After we made it back and ate dinner, we all went for a walk in a neighborhood behind our hotel. Here's a little bungalow I'd love to call my own...up for sale for a measly $3 million! I guess that's how the "other half" lives!
Here's the girls being their usual wacky selves...
Chris and Brittany on the elevator. I think they were telling secrets about Abby and me being 'loser pants". STINKERS!
So, that wraps up our second day of skiing. Our third day was spent mostly on sightseeing in some of the surrounding areas, which I'll be sharing about tomorrow. A couple of days of skiing was plenty for all of us...we were all feeling a little on the stiff side. Hope to see you back tomorrow! You can quit laughing now, by the way! LOL!
"If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances."~Julia Soul

48 comments:
Team April-Yaya is back! You were above me in SITS roll call! :)
oh that is so funny!!! great photos!!!
I love the pic w/ the snowman!
And you were skiing with the 3 year olds?! Hahahahaha!
April, that is just too funny. Y'all sound sooooo much like us on our first trip. It is hard to believe all those tiny kids just zooming down the slopes with NO poles!!!! Hope you have a great Tuesday!
Oh April, trust me.. I'm not laughing AT you! I'm, at most, laughing WITH you; what a great sense of humor you have. Those darn ski lifts are intimidating.. and who cares if folks were pointing when you were going down on the ski lift? Some of them were probably saying "That's what I'M gonna do... what smart girls!" And yeah, those little no-pole skiers are pretty wild, but just remember.. they're so close to the ground that it doesn't even hurt when they fall.. so no fear for them! I'm lovin' reading about your trip; if I ever get around to posting about mine, it's going to be a snore in comparison...
Love it! I wouldn't even try to ski! I'd be fallen down constantly!!!
Love all the photos. Happy times!
Oh my gosh April. I can't take much more. I have been crying due to holding in my laughter (daughter still sleeping). Oh, whew ... oh my goodness! Oh girl, this was hilarious! I was already laughing, but when I got to the part where the 5 men were laughing at you ... that pushed me over the edge. I'm sure you looked much cuter crawling away than I would have! You are much smaller.
You must be in great shape to have endured such physical abuse. What a vacation! The pics make you look like a professional. Nobody would have ever known. lol
Sounds like you all had fun in midst of Gopher Hill! I would be there too!
Sorry about the stale bread and $45.oo...sounds like Vale:)
sandy toe
Sorry I wasn't with you since I"d have made you feel WAY better about your falls.......you'd have been the one laughing at ME!! Too funny....but a memorable trip, def!
suzanne
I am pretty sure I'd be wearing loser pants too!! It sure sounds like y'all had fun. That's what's important.
Oh my gosh... I was BUSTING laughing at your story... sorry - but I can just picture you falling each time off the lift .. & having people behind you pile up... And the RIDE OF SHAME... what a humbling experience you must have had... glad you are a good sport to even try! I wouldn't have :o) I love you still had a great time!
April - I'm laughing WITH you! LOL! You're a good sport - at least you two kept trying! I wish I had been there to help you & Abby!
At least you can laugh, I probably would have laid in the snow and cried! LOL! Too funny and wonderful pics :)
How funny!
I LOVE the pics!! The shadow one is really cool!
I am so proud of you for taking those chances and getting back up and trying again and again. I would have given up much quicker! I am having so much fun reading your story, and how you can laugh at yourself!
You are making me happier and happier that I've never gone skiing.
oh that is great!! Kudos to you!! I tried to ski one time...fell getting to the lift, took 'em off and headed to the lodge for a few cold ones while my friends skied...never tried it again!! Good for you...if anything you had fun!!
oh and i love your new layout!!
Hi April. It's so nice to meet you! What a beautiful family you have. The skiing trip looks fun - if you like snow (which I don't- I hate to be cold).
I also read the post about your husband. I loved the "Rambo" shot. Totally macho!
Well, I better run - duty calls! Thanks for popping over to meet me. I hope you'll visit again. :)
Lynnette
Looks Like a Great time. What a beautiful family and Blog you have. I also love to scrapbook more of the paper and pic instead og digital. You done such a great job.
you poor thing! i know i would be the exact same way if i ever tried to ski! i can't even imagine! i'm so glad to see Abby wearing a helmet in some of the pictures. I wish everyone would wear a helmet when they ski. Such a scary sport!
Well, I would quit laughing if I could! Very funny stuff April.
You are my HERO! What a good sport you are! My husband wants to go skiing SO badly and I am a chicken! I went when I was in high school once, lost my friend (due to a cute boy, of course!) and got so scared that I thought that I had gone down the wrong side of the mountain! lol (Not funny at the time, though) Oh, and did I mention that I went down the expert slope (black diamond) on accident?? So glad I am still alive!:) Lori
I love that you are able to laugh at yourself!! Sounds like you all had a good time even if you and skiing aren't the best of friends! ;)
and you are welcome for dinner ANY time!! Come on over!
I love all of those photos:)
w
I hate to laugh because I am telling you I would be right there with you!
Oh, April..... I am not laughing one bit! My heart and Band-aids are going out to you!! :)
The pictures are great.
What a wonderful family time, April!
Great photos!!
April - you are so cute! I think I would have given up after that first day. I think it's great that you persevered and what a great thing to teach your girls! And it sounds like the second day was much better!
What a fun mom and good sport you are!
XOXO
Jen
Kuddos for you, I would have given up long before and just enjoyed the fire inside.
Stay in one piece.
That is SOME day. I've only been skiing once and I didn't do so well. Snow boarding wasn't much better. he he. Looks lovely there!
Wow! You guys had a great Spring Break-I am jealous!!
Great photos...Love your blog...Hope you will stop by and visit me.
I am loving your play by play of your ski adventure. I'm sure I'd be spending my time on gopher hill too and taking the ride of shame as well. Looking forward to tomorrow's installment. Great pictures by the way - your family is beautiful.
!!!!!
What a trip!
You guys are my kind of skiiers...
I would have so many people laughing at me...I am horrible-but all the pictures are beautiful, and you all look like pros!
Glad you are home-safe and sound.
April you and Abby get the Determination Award! You certainly aren't a quitter girl! The scenery is absolutely beautiful--it's good to see you upright and smiling!
Oh my gosh April....I am so glad I came over. I wasn't going to get on tonight due to long day and a migraine but I am so glad I did, I needed a good laugh. You are such a trooper!!
Hugs!! Carrie♥
Hi April... great photos.. Hope you had a good holiday!
You are such a fun person, love you.
April..your not alone with the Loser Ski stories!! I have many myself..!
I once forgot to get of the lift when it was time, and yes..they had to stop the lift and I had to jump from a very high altitude..and crawl!
Does sound like a fun family vacation and your pics are beautiful.
What a great sport you are!! My sister and brother in law and their four girls live in a small ski town called Girdwood, AK. Very near Alyeska ski resort. Their family loves to ski and they are good! The day will come when I may need to try it for the first time. You INSPIRE me!!
April, this is a scream! I loved reading it, and I'm glad your survived. You are a great storyteller, and I needed a good laugh... which you provided! LOL! But honey, I would have been crawling had I gone with you. Skis are very intimidaating to me. Water skis are fine (or at least they were twenty years ago). I understand water, but please don't put me on snow! LOL!
XO,
Sheila :-)
You are the best storyteller there is friend! I could read your stories alllllllllll day long!
I really am enjoying reading all about your wonderful vacation! You are such a blessed woman with such a beautiful family, April! God is mighty good, huh?
Can't wait to read more tomorrow.
OMGoodness! Good stuff! LOL I would stop laughing but I just can't!!!
The little boy I did daycare for, well his parents are avid skiers. The little one was on skis at 15 months! Can you believe that?!?
That is something else April!
I am so happy to hear no srious injuries occured...
Or is there a part Four? LOL! :)
what lovely photos! you have a gorgeous family :)
i found your blog through another's and was hoping to add you to my blogroll... i'd love to read more of your posts! :)
Ya'll are too funny. Atleast you can laugh at yourself! :)
Oh my gosh, April! I just now finished reading all of your posts from Colorado and it sounds like quite the trip, but hey, it's one you will all remember forever!!! :)
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