On Monday morning, we all got up fairly early to eat a quick breakfast before hitting the slopes. I must admit that I didn't sleep too well the night before...I think I was having an anxiety attack being that I had NEVER been snow skiing before. I replayed all sorts of scenarios over in my mind...they weren't pretty! Of course, Chris made me feel at ease with my "newbie" skills after giving me one of his pep talks. He just made everything sound, oh, so easy.
We made our way to the ski shop downstairs where we'd stored our ski boots, skis, and poles. Getting the boots on my feet was no easy task...then, to walk in them!. Oh, they killed my shins! I sucked it up like a champ, though, and went about my merry way. I mentioned to Chris that it would probably be advisable for him to take us to a flat area by the ski lift so that we could try and maneuver around for a few minutes. We did just that and didn't have any problem. I was feeling really confident about the whole deal!
Well, the moment arrived that I'd been dreading...getting on the ski lift! Chris and Brittany hopped on the chair two seats ahead of Abby and me. It was a close call, but I made it on without any major catastrophe. That chair did swing around every bit as fast as Chris had told me it would. You had to be ready, with your bottom pushed out, to sit down and go!
Once we got scooped up, we were off to what looked to be like the top of Mt. Everest! I kid you not, it was a straight shot UP! It took my breath away, but the scenery was so gorgeous that I didn't really pay much attention to exactly where we were headed. Here I am with Abby on the ski lift...don't we look happy? "Yippee", we're saying...this is going to be FUN!
And here's a picture Chris took of Brittany as they were riding up the lift...
Now, Chris had given us precise instructions about how to off-load the ski lift smoothly. He explained that when we got ready to get off of it, we needed to scoot to the edge of our seats and just step off with our skis. No problemo! So, I watched closely as Brittany and Chris off-loaded and skied away. Well, when it came time for Abby and me to make our move, we, apparently, didn't scoot far enough and ended up jumping off the moving ski lift about three feet above the ground! We went KERPLUCK right underneath the lift and they had to shut it down! My legs were somehow folded up underneath me. I attempted to crawl away, but had absolutely no traction, whatsoever. So, the operator of the ski lift had to come over and drag me up off the ground! I was completely mortified! Thankfully, Chris had already gotten Abby back up on her feet. All I could do was laugh hysterically...it was about the funniest thing ever, all embarrassment aside!See? Abby and I both look pretty composed after suffering our ski lift mishap...
Chris took the girls and me to a green (beginner's) slope, which was fairly tame. Yes, both Abby and I fell down time and time, again! It got so bad, in fact, that Chris worked up a fierce sweat because he was having to pick us up every 5 seconds or so. Neither one of us could find our sense of balance. Brittany, on the other hand, looked like she'd been skiing her entire life! I've never seen anything like it!We, somehow, made it down the slope after A LOT of falls, which was nothing short of a miracle! Chris told us that in order to get to a different green slope, we had to ski down a hill to get to another ski lift. Now, that hill may not have looked like much to him, but it was huge in my eyes. Abby and I, basically, snowplowed the whole way down...neither one of us fell, however. Woo hoo! Maybe we were finally getting the hang of it! Well, we had to cross another section that was a bit steeper. Chris and Brittany went first and did great. I followed next and fell down about 4 times...the last time I came down hard on my knee and, yes, I shed some crocodile tears! It hurt like crazy! However, I managed to get up and make my way back up on my skis. About that time, Abby went by me and fell down. She started crying hysterically saying that it hurt behind her knee! Just a second or two later, the ski patrol came by to find out what had happened and summoned a medic. Long story short, Abby rode down to the bottom of the mountain in a sled pulled by the ski patrol; Chris skied alongside her. Brittany and I got transported to a gondola by a snowmobile. There was no way I was going to attempt to ski down to the bottom of the mountain...that could have taken days!
Abby went to the hospital in Vail. Here's a picture of the patient herself!
They ended up not running any x-rays because Abby determined that her knee felt a lot better. That, of course, came after they showed her a pair of big bloomers she was going to have to wear during the x-rays! LOL!Chris and Brittany ended up going back on the slopes that afternoon. Abby and I rested for awhile, then we took a shuttle to Vail Village for a little shopping. We both felt the soreness in our knees, hips, shoulders...just about every part of our bodies! Thankfully, we had survived (barely!) our first day of skiing...but, what would the next day hold for us?
Be sure to come back tomorrow...it gets BETTER!
"If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing."~Author Unknown

48 comments:
I am laughing away over all of this cause y'all sound like the first time Alan and I went snow skiing. If you have never been it is hysterical. I am so glad Abby didn't break anything.♥ My mom was the funniest when we went. She had on snow bibs over her jeans, went to the rest room and came out waddling saying how hard it was to walk. Well, it was because she had pulled her jeans up but not her bibs....we laughed till we about wet ourselves. She also "couldn't" get off the lift and went to the top of one. They had to stop the lift and MAKE her get off and then there was a huge discussion that she could NOT get down the slope. They ended up sending a snow mobile after her and you could hear her screaming all the way back down the slope. FUNNY!!
this is a great story and i am really enjoying it! that photo of your daughter belongs on the cover of a magazine!! seriously, she is THAT gorgeous!!!! i missed you while you were gone... hope you had a hoppy easter with all the people you love :).... annie
I'm sorry for laughing...I just have to say...you're supposed to take lessons! They teach you how to do all of it. I've only been once and the greatest surprise to me was that it was freezing! I don't care what anyone says...I was cold to the core!
April this is hilarious--you make it sound like the Griswold's ski vacation! I know it wasn't all quite so funny at the time, and I'm so glad that Abby was not hurt in the end. I have not been snow skiing in years, but I remember clearly what you describe about trying to get your balance and keep it! I can't wait to hear about day two!
Oh my goodness, girl, I knew it was coming! You looked so happy and beautiful on the lift. I was holding my breath -- wondering how in the world you'd get off. LOL!!! I could just see you scrambling around like a crab under that lift. You poor thing! I would have done the same thing. I've never been skiing (don't want to either), but I've had friends who have landed face first in the snow trying to exit the lifts.
Very funny! I'm glad everyone is ok -- even after the hospital visit.
TOOOOO BAD your hubby didn't take a picture of you getting off of the lift. Oh man, that would have been perfect. LOL (laughing with you of course ... well, sort of ... well, yes -- of course. Laughing WITH you.) :o)
Your pictures are EXCELLENT! Wow...poor little Abby....
Oh OH oh...I love Vail Village...some great little shops!
sandy toe
Your writing is just like a good book...I don't want to put it down....can't wait until tomorrow. The ONLY time I have been snow skiing was years ago and I was pregnant and couldn't ski. I watched my husband and some friends as they attempted to make it without falling...so much fun and laughs!!
Your story brings back so many memories to me. My husband was the first person to take me skiing and he just took me right to the top of the mountain for my first run... I will never forget looking down that steep drop off and thinking NO WAY! It took me forever to get down and he was surprised when I got to the bottom and said, "Let's do it again"
I'm so glad you and Abby are okay, she does look adorable sitting in that wheelchair.
By the way... We don't have the bars in front of our lifts here in Washington...You get on and hold tight!
Glad you got some shopping done, sounds like you made a bummer situation into a good day.
Robin~♥
Me and Abby have a lot in common-and skiing and crashing is at the top of the list!
I am glad she is ok-My husband is an avid skier, but the few times I have gone with him I have counted the minutes until it is over...Ugh!
I crash on the bunny hill every time, and haven't found a passion for skiing.
But you guys looks so happy, and you make it LOOK like fun!
I LOVE your new pictures!!! You all are the cutest!
Well your ski photos are beautiful and make you all look like pros! :)
I'm sorry to hear about all the falls! And how terrible you had to jump 3 feet off that chair lift! Really the chair operator should've been paying attention and stopped it sooner than he did! Looking forward to hearing the rest of the story - hopefully no injuries! (Really - skiing is fun!!)
Well, I'm not encouraged to take up snow skiing after this post! Ha.....I am not sure I could do it.....now the shopping, I could handle! LOL>.....thanks for a funny post this morning....
Suzanne
April,
I will have to come back later to catch your previous posts on your adventures in Vail~I wanted to say thanks for your comments on our trip to Charleston (I brought some rain with me today!) I will put Citadel College on our list (long list!) of things to check out. Walking the grounds of Charleston College was so peaceful, I loved it.
This story of yours in Vail had me nodding in agreement and rolling with laughter. I am so you~I would be afraid to even get on the lift and well, jumping off...I'd rather skydive!! I have never been roped into skiing but know I would try ot if my family pressed me. Maybe I have missed out on a big adventure!
Sorry about Abby's knee but happy she was up for the shopping trip. I hope you found a lot of goodies!!
xoxo
Jane
I feel so bad for laughing at your story, but I just love how candid you are about the whole thing. I give you alot of credit. I don't think you could get me up on that ski lift in the first place. What a first day you had! Can't wait to read the rest!
oh my goodness! lol. you poor girls! i'm just glad everyone made it back in one piece! i can't wait to hear the rest of the story!
Abby looks so cute sitting in the wheelchair!
Your family is made for pictures :)
I'm happy that she's okay!
Oh my sweet April...you are a trooper. How you gals are smiling on that lift is beyond me! The sites are fabulous!
You are quite the story teller...I can't wait to see what tomorrow holds!
Big hugs to you today!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is EXACTLY why I never have gone skiing.
What wonderful vacation memories you will have. I have only been skiing once and you couldn't even hardly call it a hill but it was enough for me.
Enjoy the rest of your vacation.
I have thought about your posts this weekend! Am I pathetic or what? :)
I am on the edge of my seat!
First I love all the pictures they are beautiful.
Second I would be right they with you and Abby the older I get the less balance I seem to have can't wait to hear the rest!
I know just how you must have felt falling all those times. I would have done exactly the same. I am a klutz on dry land, much less the snow!
Great photos :)
Goodness, April- you are breaver than me!! And I would have been just like you- had I known I would have been hitting the slopes (literally) the next day, I wouldn't have slept a bit!
Poor Abby... glad she's okay!
I missed you and I thought of you every day! : ) I have to go and read about more of your adventure! I knew you were going to have tons of great stories to tell!
Oh my gosh girl. I don't know if that sounds like fun or stress! haha. I know I would enjoy the beauty of the snow since we hardly get any in Arkansas, but the things you described (such as falling out of the lift and spending more time on the ground) is me to a tee! lol. I hate Abbie fell and had to go to the hospital though. I've been behind on my blog reading again (so much baseball lately), but I can't wait until tomorrow's story!
Love ya!
Oh! and all the pictures you've posted are just gorgeous!! I love looking at them.
This is quite the adventure!!! Cant wait for more!
Do you guys take any of the lessons?!? Well, too late to ask that, I guess! I have to admit..your story was making me laugh :) and I'm glad that you guys are okay! I'm telling you...I am more and more convinced I am the "Carribbean Island Spring break" kinda girl!!
OH.MY.GOODNESS, April!! I too, feel bad for laughing but this post was hysterical!! Not that I am glad that you fell out of the lift but bwecause I could totaslly see myself doing the same thing!! LOL!!
Poor Abby, I am so glad to hear that she is OK!! Can't wait to come back tomorrow and read more of your Vail adventures!!
Hugs!! Carrie♥
Ooops!! Sorry for all of the typos...lost my first comment so was trying to hurry and write it again!!
Hugs!! Carrie♥
Oh my gracious April!
I am praying you are all doing allright!
I love your story telling. You have me on the edge of my seat. I'll be back to read the conclusion.
I hope your Easter was blessed.
~Melissa :)
I'm so glad she wasn't hurt!! It is dangerous if you aren't careful. I'm still a lil bit jealous of your awesome trip!!!! Can't wait to hear the rest!
You really made me laugh with this post, enjoyed the pictures.
Your pictures are fantastic!! Your writing is so fun to read! I have NEVER been snow skiing... I can only imagine all of the bumps and bruises!
What's a true vacation without a trip to the ER?!
April,
This was just too funny! I remember going skiing when I was 16 or so. I stayed on the bunny slope and ventured out onto to the intermediate slope once or twice. I finally started getting the hang of it when it was time to go. It was a fun adventure but not something I want to do now. It would be a disaster I am sure.
I am so glad that Abby wasn't seriously hurt. I can't wait to hear more about your trip!
My sides hurt from laughing, I am sorry but it was pretty funny. Glad that Abby was ok and didn't hurt her knee too bad. Can't wait for the rest of the story!
I just want to give a big shout out to you for even GOING skiing! Girl, I did that in my early 20's and loved it, but there is NO way on God's green earth (er, well. His WHITE snow-covered earth) that I would get on skis now! No ski lift, either.. I'd probably throw up all over the folks below. You are one brave chica... now, would you please stop leaving us hanging and get ON with the story? I'm praying there are no pics of you bandaged up... ;<)
Oh my goodness! I'm so glad that she wasn't hurt. I remember the first time we went skiing. Did anyone mention taking lessons?;-) It helps. We've been a few times now and I'm still slow as molasses making big S curves down the hill. I do not like to fall!
Oh MY GOODNESS! This was hilarious! Sorry girl! I am glad that Abby is okay. I must say that you're better than me...we went skiing a few years ago and I never even attempted it. Jae and I just watched Dirk and Morgan the whole time. lol! I can hardly wait for your next post!
Oh boy does this post bring back memories! We spent many years on the slopes but I don't miss it anymore. I'm too afraid of getting hurt! I'm not a spring chicken anymore!
Can't wait to read about day 2!
Oh no April! I hope your daughter's knee is okay! I've had a lot of friends tear their meniscus through a skiing accident.
I have done that same falling off the lift maneuver too! It is tricky to dismount off of those lifts!
XOXO
Jen
Oh my. Nothing like a trip to the hospital while on vacation.
Glad Abby is OK.
Love that photo of Brittany...it's gorgeous!
What an eventful first day. I've never been skiing either and am convinced that I'd be face down in the snow more than I'd be standing up.
April, you got some great pics, but poor little Abby! Keep an eye out on her knee (that sounds strange, doesn't it... eye on knee!) because my nieces snow ski lots with each having been injured and requiring surgery.
Those are some awesome pics, and it looks like you had fun!
XO,
Sheila :-)
I'll read Part III to see what happens to y'all next. I'm hoping no more falls! XO, Sheila
It looks like you had fun sort of??? LOL! :-)
It gets better?!?! LOL
And that is one of the reasons I have NEVER been skiing! Just give me the cabin, a huge fireplace and giant cup of hot chocolate! Oh...and shopping of course!
I think I would be the kind of skiier that sits in the lodge by the fire! :)
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